A Coaching Session with Donald Trump

In the wake of the unanimous 34-count guilty verdict in the Hush-Money/Election Interference trial, a rare fly-on-the-wall session for you.

Coach: It’s been a minute since our last session.

Trump: That rigged trial derailed me. Kangaroo court. The most conflicted judge in the history of judges…SAD!

Coach: What’s sad?

Trump: I did nothing wrong. I don’t even know the charges. It’s a disgrace!

Coach: How do you feel about the verdict?

Trump: A speed bump. I’m appealing. The best appeal in the history of appeals…

Coach: And this will help with your goal, I take it. You called it…

Trump: “Dictator for a day, King of America for life!”

Coach: Right…I have a note from our last session that you were going to think about getting your goal more in line with democracy…

Trump: That felt like a “limiting belief.” See, I’m listening to your coachy-words, Coach. Speaking of coachy-words I’m going to “say no” to everything Biden and “say yes” to MAGA!

Coach: Ok..

Trump: I like coaching. I like it a lot. It’s like therapy without all the mommy and daddy questions.

Coach: Yes, there’s a difference between coaching and therapy. Both might be of service to you.

Trump: By the way, I have your last 4 invoices. Once my CFO is out of prison we’ll make you whole. We have a plan for it. You’re gonna love it. MAGA!

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